[phones ringing, babies crying]
white guy: Hi how you doin'?
nurse: Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?
white guy: Uh, yes I have a 4:00 appointment, I'm here to get my shot.
nurse: Okay, come right with me.
white guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it?
nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here.
white guy: Oh great, thanks.
nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and uh can we get you anything?
white guy: Uh maybe a glass of water would be great.
nurse: Okay great.
[door shuts]
white guy: Man what is taking so long?
[door creaks open, funky music in the background]
doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?
white guy: Hi how you doin'?
doctor Ice Cube: Good, alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?
white guy: Yes sir that's me.
doctor Ice Cube: [Chuckle] I heard you don't like shots do you?
white guy: No I sure don't.
doctor Ice Cube: Aww you're a big boy this won't hurt a bit,
just uh turn your head...
white guy: Let's get this over with.
doctor Ice Cube: yeah uh, let's rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
for you, and uh brace yourself this won't hurt.
[click]